If crime doesn't pay does that mean that my job is a crime?
Why are there braille dots on a drive-through ATM keypad?
Why isn't 11 pronounced onety one?
Why is is that everyone gets mad at the people with road rage but no one gets mad at the people who cause the road rage?
Why does cleave mean both to adhere and separate?
Why do sick people have to walk to the back of the store to get their medication while healthy people can get their smokes in the front of the store?
Why do we drive on parkways and park on driveways?
Why do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in packages of eight?
If you throw a cat out your car window does it become kitty litter?
Why don't psychics predict the winning lottery numbers and retire?
Why is the word for "a fear of long words" so long? (Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia)?
How is it possible to have a civil war?
Before they invented drawing boards, what did they go back to?
How do blind people know when they are done wiping their behinds?
How do people get discombobulated? Have you ever seen someone who was combobulated?
If you sued a parsley farmer could you garnish his wages?
Sean Fitzpatrick, but does Patrick fit Sean? - Ass Backwards
There are only two ways to live your life. One is as though nothing is a miracle. The other is as though everything is a miracle.-- Albert Einstein
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