My best friend Trevor and I went to San Diego for the weekend. Talk about an eventfull weekend!!!, to say the least. Lemme just say that Ramona, CA in San Diego county is a beautiful little town out in the middle is senic nowhere. We drove on a little road for days it seemed. Ran over a snake , that happened to be sun bathing. Talk about a buzz kill. Poor little guy, we had to stop to get him out of the road. Clearly our snake buddy had a bad day in San Diego, but we didnt. It was 4:20 so we decided to take a break! We left the rest for snakie... He needed it more than we...After that we left and decided that we would go exploring,... we found a lake. Dont ask me where it was, somewhere in Ramona. Glistening in the sun. A picture perfect day. Did I mention what a great little town Ramona is... I love it! So beautiful...Nothing like the hustle and bustle of the city. Quite and lovely. A place where I could easily retire!
Ok so we finally arrive at Ma Tina's house. She is setting up for this massive party that is about to occur. I havent seen Ma since she moved down there. It has been quite a while, so you can imagine how excited I was to see her! She is doing great. She is in love with her Harley riding man, just look at the PahHead shit everywhere...(in the background)
I have always heard how women enjoy bike rides... I wouldn't know cause I have never been on a Harley before... Until today. Ok lemme just say "GUSH"... I have never had more fun. Now I want a bike of my own...But Harley will have to come up with a Harley prophylactic for my bike! That shit is fun!
To make a long story longer, we had a blast, (listening to the band play, drinking, and eating a ginormous bbq) until it was time to leave...
Ok it is Monday morn and we jump on the road about 4am. Just to make sure that we can make it to work by 7am. 3 hrs should have been enough time to make it back to OC right? Fuck no! We broke down in the middle of the morning (pitch black outside) in the fucking middle of no where. Do you think there are a lot of people out and about at this time?, um NO. Do you think in the mountains we had great cell phone reception?, NO. So tell me what the fuck you think we did until it got light? 2 hrs later?, nothing. We listened to the coyotes howling all around us. That was creepy! We listened to Mitch Hedberg and tried to make the best of the worst sisuation...It wasnt until it started getting light that cars started driving by. At this point I was almost a speed bump trying to get anyone to stop to help...Those people must have thought I was a freak...Maybe that's why no one stopped.
No good samaritans in Ramona, San Diego at 6 am in the middle of the 67 freeway.. To be expected I suppose...
We inevitably didnt make it to work that day. That is not a suprise...But we finally made it back with a great story to tell. And here you sit reading it, how about them apples huh?
